About Us


We are Pirates: Water, eye patches, and good times are what we are all about.

When not packing and shipping your orders, we are out marauding on the high seas (in our backyards).

Our suppliers surrender the best available prices to us out of fear of otherwise becoming shark bait.  In turn, we share our booty with you - our loyal customers and friends. 

Every order over $75 receives free shipping and a free gift from the Hot Tub Pirate’s treasure trove.

So set sail and enjoy the waters of your Hot Tub or Pool, leave the supplies up to us…. You can rest easy, Matey, with full confidence that the Hot Tub Pirate is always on your side and guarantees 100% satisfaction, every time all the time.